are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
