my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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