He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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