I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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