at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I party with great urgency now.
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