Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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