It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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