Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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