Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
