So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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