Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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