he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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