i need an iv and a liver transplant
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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