...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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