last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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