your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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