Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Let's paint friendship bongs
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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