Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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