Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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