May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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