come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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