It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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