that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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