mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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