Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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