Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
