Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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