Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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