Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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