We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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