You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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