If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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