dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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