Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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