ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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