office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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