well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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