I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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