Christians are straight up FREAKS
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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