She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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