Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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