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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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