She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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