A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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