sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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