I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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