Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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