Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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