Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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