hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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