She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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