It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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