he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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