Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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