R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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